Taco Bell Debuts Its Own Custom, Limited-Edition Jalapeño Noir Wine
If you’ve been on the internet lately, you may have noticed a little hubbub around Taco Bell getting rid of spicy potatoes, Mexican pizza, and other menu staples.
i hope everyone has a good day except for the person who decided to take potatoes off the menu at taco bell
— bella k (@bellakennedy23) September 14, 2020
when taco bell takes potatoes off their menu pic.twitter.com/ThszMX4Jde
— Brook (@brookray15) September 15, 2020
For what? Well, we’re now finding out. Taco Bell Canada announced it will serve a limited-edition jalapeño red wine.
TACO BELL JUST CAME OUT WITH A WINE???????? pic.twitter.com/2Wok0nVrTn
— Isaac (@SoaplandIchiban) September 14, 2020
Taco Bell is selling wine now.
…
That’s the tweet I guess.
Taco Bell is selling wine now.
— Hillary Monahan (@HillaryMonahan) September 15, 2020
Worth it? Well, opinions seem to be divided.
https://twitter.com/marykatexoo/status/1305681664740405248
Me once the Taco Bell wine comes out pic.twitter.com/JkExsj6gC6
— Ian Burns (@burns2fast) September 15, 2020
Can we talk about how utterly ridiculous it is that Taco Bell is coming out with its own wine, but decided the potatoes had to go??????
— Jessie Maass (@FuturePrezJess) September 15, 2020
Money talks, though, and we’re hearing “We are in a state of existential despair every day and everyone wants some T.Bell wine ASAP.”
In case you were wondering (or like me twitching at the computer with my credit card out ready to buy and looking forward to getting a bottle which is only available in Canada) the new Taco Bell wine is already sold out. pic.twitter.com/mjlKgtjebk
— Steve Palec (@stevepalec) September 16, 2020
Did I buy a Taco Bell wine that’s exclusively sold in Canada? Yes… yes I did.. pic.twitter.com/uxa8TH7mpi
— Harmonica Lewinskyღ (@_harmonyxo) September 16, 2020
https://twitter.com/sassley_/status/1306250264387760135
Taco Bell Canada is releasing a wine and you absolutely can't stop me from trying it.
— The Mana Leek (@themanaleek) September 14, 2020
Called Jalapeño Noir, the wine comes in three different bottles is meant to pair with the Cheesy Chalupa, however, we encourage full-menu pairing.
The announcement coincided with another big alcoholic innovation: the Dew Garita:
What is this Freaky Friday shit where Taco Bell is the one releasing a wine and Red Lobster is the one releasing a Mountain Dew cocktail? pic.twitter.com/rPpbh3JPgt
— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) September 15, 2020
Wow. What else will 2020 bring us?
imagine someone pours you a glass of wine and u ask what it is and they tell you its jalapeño noir by taco bell lmfaooooooooooo this is really the end of days huh https://t.co/4y4VIAFCki
— DEI YOSHI (@y0shiblacc) September 15, 2020
Taco Bell is now selling its own custom wine in Canada, because that’s the kind of year it’s been.
— This Hour Has 22 Minutes (@22_Minutes) September 14, 2020
