Good news: the following post contains no Game of Thrones or Avengers Endgame spoilers.
Better news: It does contain some funny tweets.
The funniest tweets even.
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me during morning shift: ay who the FUCK closed last night
me closing at night: this looks like a problem for the opener
— Neek (@babyltaly) April 18, 2019
2.
Ahh…Easter bunny 🐰 pancakes 🥞 pic.twitter.com/KR0ngOUMpp
— Mike Graham (@pe4everykid) April 21, 2019
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https://twitter.com/farida1770/status/1121339800089432064
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— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) April 21, 2019
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Taylor Swift as the redacted Mueller report: a thread pic.twitter.com/tOk0B9Gdly
— Capital J (@ohcauseshesdead) April 19, 2019
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Barely Any Ketchup???? pic.twitter.com/gj9PiXiJR3
— obvious plant (@obviousplant_) April 24, 2019
8.
Might fuck around and do a line of pollen
— Steph (@stEPH_u_) April 25, 2019
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https://twitter.com/DlANADEE/status/1120027336819261441
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me walking into the same coffee shop every day to get my same order of iced coffee from the same employees who see me 7 times a week https://t.co/Qy1OQgChtQ
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) April 20, 2019
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retweet to protect the starks this week pic.twitter.com/z3PhigNX6T
— maia (@amidalastark) April 22, 2019
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https://twitter.com/supajo1k/status/1121136582155747329
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Any man over the age of 40: “Hi-“
Me: pic.twitter.com/fOCQnP4vxy
— Christopher (@cehm27) April 24, 2019
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Me after barely cleaning my room but lighting a candle when I’m done: https://t.co/lxcL7xUVXP
— reilly briggs (@rei_briggs) April 22, 2019
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My daughter called me into the bathroom for an “emergency” only for me to find this. These kids don’t respect my time 🙄 pic.twitter.com/l2oZCxVhRw
— Aisha R Pandor (@aishapandor) April 18, 2019