Each week it is our duty and our privilege to wade through the sea of nonsense on Twitter and find you the funniest tweets.
And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite very funny tweets that popped up in our feeds.
As always, some of these may be from this week and some may be retweets of some of the best tweets circling the web. Does it really matter though, as long as they’re the funniest tweets? We thought not.
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Wow good for her pic.twitter.com/9FAkwVvv4n
— gay face (@WhiteyPPG) January 3, 2019
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Where we're going, we don't need WiFi pic.twitter.com/POiJiCvxl5
— jbergen (@jbergen) January 3, 2019
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omg my mom just sent me this video dlekdjsospsllanaa my dog closes her eyes and pretends she’s not there i’m dead pic.twitter.com/nLXReelO8K
— ♡(„• ֊ •„)♡ v (@cowgirlsdocry) December 30, 2018
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Hayi hayi they Robed my child how could this be possible? pic.twitter.com/a5v4TwpkgC
— Van Schalkwyk (@Mhlalela_J) January 9, 2019
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Daughter: What does gays mean?
Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other – two men can love each other the same way
Her: So what's 'penetrating gays'?
Me: Er… read me the whole sentence
Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"
Me: Oh— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) September 11, 2018
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Jesus Christ would you look at the time pic.twitter.com/tb8Rqs81ic
— Anna Eila (@anna_eila) December 30, 2018
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There was once a girl in my high school who filled a Dunkin’ Donuts cup with a Loko and got so drunk DURING SCHOOL HOURS she pissed herself in Spanish class u may think people forget the story Jackie but I can assure you they!!! do!!!! not!!!
— carol(yn) (@ballerguy) January 9, 2019
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https://twitter.com/rynoparks/status/1010967645125070848
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Congratulations on being the worst part of trail mix. https://t.co/2rwaA1AxVC
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
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Should I make dinner or should I see who in this family has the strongest survival skills
— Ash (an new years angel) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) August 10, 2018
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Me. pic.twitter.com/lTBSphI8vI
— Story Of My Fucking Life (@theSOMFL) January 12, 2019
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There are no coincidences pic.twitter.com/9AEbbuXZGn
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 3, 2019
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I told my dad to hit my juul… this was his reaction pic.twitter.com/EiOdNDHybX
— kourt (@Kourtneylynn721) January 1, 2019
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*baby screaming*
Me: CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC— Hannah (@hwelch_jo) September 6, 2018
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