Everyone in quarantine is going a little crazy in their own way. Even in the best of circumstances, it involves a lot of boredom and loneliness as everything that once filled our days seems to be disappearing. But there is one thing that will never ever go away completely, and that is dads making corny jokes whenever possible.
Imgur user has Julesgirth shared a series of photos of signs on a front lawn with the title, “My neighbors daily quarantine dad jokes he posts in his front lawn.”
There’s no proof there is an actual dad behind these, but I am deeply suspicious that anyone else could dole a daily dose of dork in such a manner. Dads want to make us roll our eyes, groan, scream in embarrassment, and then eventually choke out a reluctant chuckle. If they can’t do that to your face anymore, they’ll find another way. It’s beautiful really.
Unfortunately, the post only shares 7 of these daily jokes though they’re numbered in a way that indicates there must be many more. Just know that somewhere someone is posting more of them. Decide for yourself if that’s good or bad.
1. I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
2. You never see elephants hiding in trees…They must be really good at it!
3. Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it fit! So proud of myself.
It was a scarf.
But still…
Let’s be positive here!
4. Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a SOAP OPERA.
5. A cop pulled me over and told me “papers.” So I said “scissors, I win!” and drove off.
6. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
7. Sometimes when I close my eyes… I can’t see
Folks are loving this corniness, even as they become more and more worried about the state of dad’s minds these days:
Give your pops a call. Or if you’re quarantined with him, distract him with this post…unless you’re afraid it will give him ideas.
More dad jokes:
- 45 Dad Jokes That Belong In The Dad Joke Hall Of Shame Or Fame, Depending On How You Look At It
- Dad Goes Shopping For A Christmas Tree Without Mom’s Supervision, Then Trolls Her
- Dad Punishes Daughter By Taking Over Her Social Media And His Posts Rack Up More Likes Than Hers
- Dad Sends Panicked Texts After Losing Daughter’s Hamster, And They’re So Sweet They Go Viral