21.
Dating in 2018 pic.twitter.com/pXMoRvRqaX
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) August 9, 2018
22.
first date idea: the airport. if they’re incompetent and slow in the security line you can just cut it off then and there
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 26, 2018
23.
date: i love your shoes!
me: ugh, these old things? they were free
date: take the compliment!
me: no like a kid stole them, threw them over a guard rail & they hit me on the head
date: what??
me: ya turns out they used to belong to some basketball star
date: this is ‘holes’
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) July 28, 2018
24.
date: I think you’re a 10/10 🙂
me: that makes me a 1 do you not know how to divide you fucking idiot
— Trey (@continentlbkfst) December 8, 2018
25.
me: goes on a date
group chat: 👀👀👀👀👀👀
me: pic.twitter.com/t9FXREuUEa— bird of paradise (she/ her) (@dopegirlfresh) July 30, 2018
26.
https://twitter.com/jungIered/status/1071548473651138560
27.
[preparing for a date]
me: what if she kisses me
roommate: you kiss her back, bro
me: ok
me: *thinking* but why her back though— runt (@rancheroni) January 16, 2018
28.
[My date and I both speak at the same time]
Me: Haha sorry! You go firstDate: I was just gonna say I love this wine, and the food is delicious. What were you gonna say?
Me: Should male sheep be called heep?
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) September 30, 2018
29.
dating: hi
me thinking about potential heartbreak: pic.twitter.com/z7DJLWABRO
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) April 20, 2018
30.
https://twitter.com/1inher/status/1063904897693769729