Funny True Stories 21 People Share The Most Cringeworthy Texts They’ve Sent While Drunk by Jason Mustian April 13, 2019 21. Quite a long text with fairly graphic detail, describing just how much I had enjoyed the blow job I had received from her earlier. Was intended for my GF at the time. Sent it to my mom. I switched the phone off in horror when I realized what I had done. Hoping it would somehow stop it. This was in the early 00’s when sms delivery reports were all the rage. When I plucked up enough courage and switched the phone on. I received the text “Delivered Mom.” Luckily she never mentioned it. Page 5 of 5Previous page 12345Next post Jason Mustian Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids. All opinions are mine and very dumb. facebook instagram linkedin twitter