Jason Mustian
It’s that time again.
Time to go all the way back to the beginning of this week and compile the funniest tweets from Sunday-Saturday.
(Ok, fine, a few funny tweets from last week that we missed. Does that really matter? Didn’t think so.)
1.
https://twitter.com/Whitey1864/status/1080711193835143168
2.
https://twitter.com/YassNazaran/status/1117820088076234752
3.
https://twitter.com/tashxkc/status/1117419934554951681
4.
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul on this Earth:
Not even their mom:
iNfLuEnCeR: “A lot of you have asked about my skin care routine…”
— cope (@cdcxpe) April 16, 2019
5.
If she wanna eat a burger at 16 am let her wtf pic.twitter.com/vJieNJXgjJ
— Meg Stalter (@megstalter) April 16, 2019
6.
there’s 2 sides to every story 😔 pic.twitter.com/Lx9K1bloCw
— liv 🎱 (@visitkingdoms) April 13, 2019
7.
https://twitter.com/Harlz_/status/1115786845525348353
8.
https://twitter.com/dsemumi/status/1115732598704230402
9.
my parents house is chaotic pic.twitter.com/UmdN4X4yUs
— juliet (@uglyshinigami) April 9, 2019
10.
GDPR is my therapist pic.twitter.com/GqsA7Fbfky
— Vinay Patel (@VinayPatel) April 16, 2019
11.
person: hi, how are you?
capricorn, scorpio, aquarius, virgo: pic.twitter.com/Z7lTmAiRxr— milk (@milkstrology) April 15, 2019
12.
https://twitter.com/heybritini/status/1115298851244650496
13.
no one:
james charles at coachella: pic.twitter.com/vP4a5msLUz— paul rudd bot (@philsadelphia) April 14, 2019
14.
https://twitter.com/samleecole/status/1115972311969161223
15.
https://twitter.com/matttmccann/status/1118518022476529664
16.
https://twitter.com/umtatiana/status/1115307461777346560
17.
https://twitter.com/hoegenic/status/1117841552586563585
18.
https://twitter.com/rytboo/status/1117676313844822016
19.
https://twitter.com/omwbabygrill/status/1117231166170574849
20.
My mom coming back into my room and finding me sleeping 5 mins after she woke me up pic.twitter.com/rkL2oBMeI0
— Dak (Retired) (@RidiculousDak) April 17, 2019
21.
https://twitter.com/Thatsnas/status/1118237247751561218
22.
https://twitter.com/hoegenic/status/1116082592724463622
23.
https://twitter.com/tropicocunt/status/1115371624570732545