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It’s that time of the week again where the week is fucking OVER.
Do you know what that means? It means it’s time to GET WRECKED on some White Claws!
It’s also time for you to sit back and scroll through some hilarious tweets from women who are themselves hilarious. What a lucky person you are right now! Now go ahead and get through this list, you’ll thank me later.
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https://twitter.com/_dlew32/status/1122946709628313601
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I made a meme about punctuation pic.twitter.com/2Dy2qGR3D2
— Clare Costello (@cemcostello) October 24, 2018
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https://twitter.com/RachelWenitsky/status/1156724794693423106
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our internet isn’t connected yet and my husband owns 3 DVDs: 28 Days Later, the Matrix and season 5 of the Simpsons. I feel like I’m in a college guy’s ‘take 3 things’ desert island answer
— Lucy (@LucyXIV) July 31, 2019
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My kink is watching men saunter into female-dominated workout classes thinking they’re in for a relaxing hour, then dying on top of their 7.5 pound weights when they realizes women are strong as f*ck.
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) July 29, 2019
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https://twitter.com/britrbennett/status/1155502002551398401
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https://twitter.com/laurenthehough/status/1155391774875103232
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https://twitter.com/kornrare/status/1156310106864267270
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https://twitter.com/rubysoleiI/status/1156276243949449216
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Sex is good but have you ever gotten a dm from someone saying your ex was so bad at DJ-ing he is no longer allowed back in the establishment?
— Whacktose Intolerant (@MillyTamarez) August 1, 2019
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When someone unworthy of you wants to smash pic.twitter.com/Nbv88moSVH
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) August 2, 2019
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https://twitter.com/HardyCerys/status/1123251659843559424
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The urgent care doctor who couldn't do anything for my tooth hurting said, "Go ahead and take a prescription amount of Advil, that's 4." I said, "I take 4 Advil at a time when I'm not in pain."
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) July 31, 2019
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You ever throw me into a pool, im dying off principal. Have fun with that murder charge pic.twitter.com/rdhDygqSH2
— Lil Zes$t (@Seoul_Calibur) July 28, 2019
15.
Vibrator died so you know what i have to do
https://t.co/PUgf8YmXAS— moomi (@moomicore) July 30, 2019