Jason Mustian
Good news: the following post contains no Game of Thrones or Avengers Endgame spoilers.
Better news: It does contain some funny tweets.
The funniest tweets even.
1.
me during morning shift: ay who the FUCK closed last night
me closing at night: this looks like a problem for the opener
— Neek (@babyltaly) April 18, 2019
2.
https://twitter.com/pe4everykid/status/1119950055681744896
3.
https://twitter.com/farida1770/status/1121339800089432064
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— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) April 21, 2019
6.
Taylor Swift as the redacted Mueller report: a thread pic.twitter.com/tOk0B9Gdly
— Capital J (@ohcauseshesdead) April 19, 2019
7.
Barely Any Ketchup???? pic.twitter.com/gj9PiXiJR3
— obvious plant (@obviousplant_) April 24, 2019
8.
Might fuck around and do a line of pollen
— Steph (@stEPH_u_) April 25, 2019
9.
https://twitter.com/DlANADEE/status/1120027336819261441
10.
me walking into the same coffee shop every day to get my same order of iced coffee from the same employees who see me 7 times a week https://t.co/Qy1OQgChtQ
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) April 20, 2019
11.
retweet to protect the starks this week pic.twitter.com/z3PhigNX6T
— maia (@amidalastark) April 22, 2019
12.
https://twitter.com/supajo1k/status/1121136582155747329
13.
https://twitter.com/cehm27/status/1121122639156862977
14.
Me after barely cleaning my room but lighting a candle when I’m done: https://t.co/lxcL7xUVXP
— reilly briggs (@rei_briggs) April 22, 2019
15.
https://twitter.com/aishapandor/status/1118956727851003905
