Patricia Grisafi
11.
“Your mother buys you Mega Blox instead of Legos.” — Ourobius
12.
“When my daughter was little (about 4), we spent the night at my parents and I was brushing her long hair after her bath. My dad told her she had such pretty hair, and asked if he could have a little to cover his bald spot. She didn’t even look up and said, ‘I think you have enough on your back to cover that.'” — TrishiaH
13.
“If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose.” — ERRORMONSTER
14.
“I once heard someone refer to a coffin in the most spectacular way in a sentence something like, ‘Yer mum looks older than my Nan and she’s in a wooden onesie.'” — tinyywarrior
15.
“I’d mess up your face, but your mama did it for me.” — bustead
16.
“You absolute walnut.” — c0ntraiL
17.
“I fart in your general direction.” — symtoticAsshat
18.
“I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you properly.” — chaoschosen665
19.
“My 5 year old daughter usually goes for ‘stinky…something’. ‘Stinkyhead’ is probably her go-to but we’ve been called all kinds of stinky things.” — Linkan1234
20.
“You’re a pizza burn on the roof of the world’s mouth.” — borreodo
