19 Husbands Who Could Not Have Fucked Up Harder If They Tried

It’s no secret that we men are notoriously bad at following directions. If there’s a universally-accepted way of doing something correctly, we’re going to do it that wrong way.

These husbands are keeping the spirit of absolute numb-skullery alive and well.

1. This husband who tried to weasel out of plans.

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2. This husband who thought there was enough hummus to put the container back in the fridge.

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3. This husband who thought it was okay to grate sliced cheese.

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4. This husband who tried to pass off someone else’s work as his own.

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5. This husband who refuses to finish a carton of milk.

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6. This husband who ruined two perfectly good bananas when he ripped off a third.

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7. This husband who betrayed his wife’s trust.

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8. This husband who tied the knot too tight.

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9. This husband who believes this is the way to butter a bagel.

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10. This husband who should never be allowed to stir a drink.

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11.This husband who left the pie crust for someone else.

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12. This husband who buys new jars of jam instead of using the old ones.

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13. This husband who forgot he was in a group text.

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14. This husband who thought opening a jar of peanut butter should look like this.

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15. This husband who put the apples in the bowl.

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16. This husband who eats oranges like a sociopath.

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17. This husband who added cheese to his wife’s pasta.

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18. This husband who did the laundry.

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19. This husband who thought it was okay to put this back in the fridge for later.

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