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31.
Exactly this.. last week I was having gas pain so bad I thought either my appendix burst or I was having a heart attack.. thank god my aunt is a nurse and told me I wasn’t dying, it’s just gas lol
— Autism Mama (@DanielleC0483) January 26, 2020
32.
I had a complete panic on the newborn maternity ward in hospital, frantically pressing the emergency button to summon nurses, bc my baby had turned blue. Turned out it was just my blue dressing gown reflecting on her face. She has survived my appalling mothering and is now 26.
— Kim Frinton (@drowsyfire) January 26, 2020
33.
I went to the eye doctor because I woke up a few times and everything was darker in one eye.
Turns out it was just the way I was reading on my phone before I went to sleep https://t.co/dfEuQB8nso
— Catherine ‘Matriarch Hyena’ (@CatHoffman14) January 26, 2020
34.
A day after my husband got his appendix out he was in agony. He was so sore that he was crying. He said it was worse than the appendicitis. A nurse moved him on to his side and moved up his knee. He then gave out the longest, biggest fart and was absolutely fine after it.
— Jackie B (@itsnottuesday) January 26, 2020
35.
Like my friend’s American friend who came to Ireland and, after a few nights our he went very quiet and they asked him if he was ok.
He broke down, very upset; his BMs had turned black.
Guinesss
— Sara (@SaMcDuff) January 26, 2020
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