If you are friends with a baby boomer on Facebook, you are probably well acquainted with this generation’s particular and oftentimes confounding style of social media interaction.
Their comments are frequently written in all capital letters and riddled with unnecessary punctuation and inapplicable emojis. They post blurry photos of walls and seem to enjoy dropping insults on the Facebook pages of big brands such as Walmart and, infamously, Bush’s Beans. They can be hilariously irreverent when they want to be, often to delightful results.
The online behavior and conversational pattern of old folks has become such a delightful part of Internet culture that they’ve spawned their own fan club, an 867,000 member-strong ‘Old People Facebook‘ subReddit. And now its come full circle.
Twitter user @manhattanna in a now-viral tweet revealed she belongs to a Facebook group called “A group where we all pretend to be boomers,” and it’s exactly what it sounds like.
(Millennials talking like baby boomers.)
“Joined that Facebook group where you can only talk like Boomers and I’m having the time of my life,” @manhattana captioned her post, which included three screenshots of posts in the group.
“Dinner with Tom” reads one of the posts, the name ‘Tom’ inexplicably on the second line of text, alongside a blurry photo of a room.
“Can you take anOther photograph I can’t see him,” reads a comment underneath the photo, prompting a boomer-like back-and-forth exchange.
She shared a bunch of other posts from the group in the ensuing thread, some making fun of boomers who post sad messages against colorful Facebook status backgrounds, others employing the beloved Minion meme.
IM IN TEARS pic.twitter.com/ODgHv4tfrE
— anna ou- (@manhattanna) June 24, 2019
This is becoming a thread but i am genuinely cracking up over this shit pic.twitter.com/PfL7jBdKmc
— anna ou- (@manhattanna) June 24, 2019
GOD pic.twitter.com/B65Tmjaaks
— anna ou- (@manhattanna) June 24, 2019
HHSHSBD D SMKZMSM pic.twitter.com/4J2N5T6TGm
— anna ou- (@manhattanna) June 24, 2019
THE MYSTERY pic.twitter.com/BZ33v7Uqor
— anna ou- (@manhattanna) June 24, 2019
This is my post but the comments have me ROLLING pic.twitter.com/LEatB2iL9Y
— anna ou- (@manhattanna) June 24, 2019
My favorite kind are the grim news ones with happy backgrounds f pic.twitter.com/gkx3QLlHa9
— anna ou- (@manhattanna) June 25, 2019
AHHHHHHHH pic.twitter.com/La3siO9j9a
— anna ou- (@manhattanna) June 25, 2019
This page has saved my life pic.twitter.com/m8kQdMh2Mj
— anna ou- (@manhattanna) June 25, 2019
The group has taken over my life pic.twitter.com/aeWP9ihWTJ
— anna ou- (@manhattanna) June 26, 2019
WHY AM I HAVING SO MUCH FUN pic.twitter.com/ENK8C1nNHx
— anna ou- (@manhattanna) June 25, 2019
this is the best one. the comment. pic.twitter.com/agkzqaT2Jq
— manda (@yell0gs) June 26, 2019
The thread instantly blew up as thousands retweeted @manhattanna’s post, commenting on how accurate it was and how much it reminded them of their own grandparents.
THIS IS LITERALLY HOW MUCH GRANDMA TYPES IM SCREAMING
— princess peach 🍑🌈🌈 (@PeachieSweetie) June 26, 2019
https://twitter.com/KT_So_It_Goes/status/1144024183317438464
I can't breathe https://t.co/ASiI69xCzd
— Philip Tibitoski (@PTibz) June 26, 2019
Truly, the real boomers are nearly indistinguishable from the millennials posing as boomers.
This post is directly from my 57 yr old dad you guys are very accurate pic.twitter.com/fkjSzEKQxm
— 🌙 Ocean Witch 🌊 (@toibiird) June 26, 2019
This is a real conversation with the boomer that birthed me pic.twitter.com/7EdKxCXTmQ
— Dan Brodzik (@dBroDz) June 27, 2019
I don’t understand what this is, everyone’s just texting like my mom. pic.twitter.com/GNWwyFdY9m
— MattMattMatt (@mattystouts) June 26, 2019
Honestly thought my grandma got hacked the other day…nope. 😂 pic.twitter.com/K5wqhQ1S65
— Chris Skidmore (@rcjskid) June 25, 2019
My dad found a new way to distribute his jokes pic.twitter.com/E3xQeXF2N7
— * .✧ Nevada ✧゚* (@NevadaCasserly) June 26, 2019
The thread even prompted hundreds to join the ‘A group where we all pretend to be boomers’ Facebook group themselves.
I just joined!!!! I think it is my calling pic.twitter.com/iHOhoEZH1e
— SWEATY BONES (@slaaaaaamdunk) June 26, 2019
I had to request to join this bc these made me laugh so much
— india 👽 Ⓥ (@mileskaane) June 24, 2019
A short story pic.twitter.com/uWAbI9OqHs
— Jasper Frost (@YesIAmJasper) June 26, 2019
My first contribution pic.twitter.com/qPuP2vmflo
— dank aaron (@dank_aaron) June 27, 2019
So do yourself a favor and run, don’t walk, to join the ‘group where we all pretend to be boomers’ before somebody (a boomer) gets offended (snowflake generation!) and gets it shut down.