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7-year-old: Can we put up the Christmas tree?
Me: It’s not even Thanksgiving yet.
7: We could eat turkey early.
Me: I’m listening.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 18, 2019
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this year’s friendsgiving was one for the books 😌 📚 pic.twitter.com/VJjVjdF7Xi
— lil uzi hurt (@LameAsChris) November 24, 2019
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My favorite Thanksgiving tradition is finding mysterious crumbs on me for the next seven to ten work days.
— Jason (@longwall26) November 28, 2014