Emily
11.
https://twitter.com/officialayekev/status/1071206426977161217
12.
“let’s get this bread” alternatives:
– obtain this grain
– receive this wheat
– finagle this bagel
– bone this scone
– collect this baguette
– take this cake
– yeet this yeast
– elope this loaf
– cum in this muffin
– wrestle this pretzel
– solicit this biscuit
— Trevor ‘I Do Music’ Douglas (@TrevorDmusic) December 8, 2018
13.
No one is worse at their job than whoever is in charge of making sure bags of flour are closed.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 9, 2018
14.
A glow-in-the-dark red lightbulb nose? The fuck kind of solar wind nuclear radiation was Rudolph exposed to up at the North Pole?
— batkaren (@batkaren) December 9, 2018
15.
How much for the horse tornado?
Sir, that's a carousel.
I must have it.— Peter Geostormaire (@dannybsides) February 27, 2013
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