31. “Is this still under warranty? It should have been made of better material.” Brought into my tech shop today.”

32. “Tech support gore: My friend tried to remove the scratches on his iPod with sandpaper.”

33. “I was wondering why my computer had bluescreens. Now I am wondering why my computer was able to boot up at all.”

34. “The gore here is that this is still being used daily by my customer. Refuses to upgrade.”

35. “My friend kept this in his bedside table… Literally a bomb”
