The last thing you should be thinking about while having sex is how to spell the word “coconut”—yet here we are.
“Spell Coconut With Your Waist” is a sex tip that first appeared on social media around February 2019. But Kenyan Facebook group Kilimani Mums Udaku Zone recently resurrected the phrase when a woman offering sex advice to another woman told her to “spell coconut with your waist” while on top. Daily Active, a Kenyan publication also recently put out a handy how-to.
Over the past few days, Google searches for “spell coconut” have skyrocketed and social media users are creating memes making fun of this weirdly specific set of actions.
Some focused on how using your higher cerebral functions during sex can be problematic.
guy: why did you stop
me: *trying to remember how to spell coconut* pic.twitter.com/3vJ0oCxiTj
— kate (@kaiteasley) July 17, 2019
me stopping mid ride trying to remember how to spell coconut pic.twitter.com/dAmpAt0DAz
— rose (@neutraliss_) July 17, 2019
Me, trynna remember how to spell coconut… pic.twitter.com/C1ap5pctKc
— Neisha Ramdass (@iAm_Neish) July 16, 2019
There are some helpful tips.
— thomassssss (@hufffffffff) July 18, 2019
Others focused on what could go wrong.
When he wants you to spell coconut but you have dyslexia pic.twitter.com/cuuyRvzMdk
— yuh (@Trainwreck_____) July 17, 2019
“Tried to spell coconut on his dick but I made a typo and now we in the ER”
When you trying to spell coconut and he ask wtf you be doing pic.twitter.com/eU9r5vQmcl
— rob (@skinnysoymilk) July 16, 2019
There’s this alien:
when my alien wants to spell coconut pic.twitter.com/sjv9AvPzCj
— bon ⁷ (@aolanigu) July 17, 2019
Some people just want to show-off.
Why spell coconut when you can spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
— navesh (@navesh27) July 16, 2019
And some people honestly don’t deserve the extra effort.
some of u are coconutting for a man that can’t even SPELL coconut
— kya ☃️ (@softsadsatan) July 18, 2019
Remember: have fun and be responsible! It’s sex—not a spelling bee!
Once y'all don't try to spell coconut in the backseat of the driver's car. Please wait till we drop you home safely! pic.twitter.com/uCzPsnTx3V
— TT RideShare (@ttrideshare_) July 16, 2019
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