The terrible twos…The thunderous threes…The fearsome fours…
OK, I made some of those up but there’s a reason that the transition of a child from baby to toddler is spoken about in such a foreboding way. It’s often a difficult transition, full of screaming, crying, wrestling, explaining, and a lot of cleaning. It’s a tricky problem but a relatable one, so naturally, now it has an Instagram account.
The account Got Toddlered documents what life is like before and after toddlers. (Hint: Partying shrivels up into a ball and dies.)
Check out some of the most terrifying transformations below. And then go buy some condoms.
1. Date night before and after kids
2. Clothing before and after kids
3. Vacations before and after kids
4. Drinking before and after kids
5. Facial expressions before and after kids
6. A good night before and after kids
7. Selfies before and after kids
8. Hanging out before and after kids
9. Double fisting before and after kids
10. Hairstyles before and after kids
11. Going hard before and after kids
12. Multitasking before and after kids
13. Makeup before and after kids
14. Shirtless wrestling before and after kids
15. Your favorite shirt before and after kids
16. Bottle service before and after kids
17. You can still party…it’s just a different kind of party.
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18. Cracking open a cold one before and after kids
19. Fashion before and after kids
20. Then again, some people don’t change a bit.
You can see more of these messy transformations at Got Toddlered.
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