Welcome to the laugh-out-loud archive of parental wit, where moms and dads share their daily trials and tribulations in 140 (or 280 characters if you’re a dumb premium subscriber) or less.
It’s the digital equivalent of that knowing glance you exchange with another parent when your kid decides the supermarket is the perfect place for a meltdown.
These parenting tweets are a testament to the universal truth that kids are the most comedically gifted chaos agents, and if we weren’t laughing, we’d probably be crying. Or hiding in the bathroom. Same difference.
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