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11.

Mozart wrote a piece called “lick my ass”.

–Magic-Baguette

12.

May have already been said, there are thousands of comments, but Pope Alexander VI threw a party that is referred to today as the Joust of Whores. He had a large number of women attend a banquet he was throwing, get naked, and would scramble to pick up chestnuts that the pope and other people at the party threw at them. This party was followed by Alexander holding a contest to see who could sleep with the most women by the end of the night. During the whole thing his kids were also present.

Alexander also liked watching his horses breed and would arrange for upwards of a hundred horses put outside his palace so he could watch them for hours.

–CaptainBurke

13.

In 1488 an Italian noblewoman Catarina Sforza-Riario locked herself in a castle to save herself from her enemies. Her enemies managed to capture her children and threatened to kill them if she wouldn’t surrender. She climbed on ramparts, lifted her skirt to expose her female parts and shouted “Fools! Don’t you see that I can make myself more children?”

–Nerevanin

14.

There are disputed claims that both Napoleon I’s and Rasputin’s members were, well, ‘dismembered’ during their respective autopsies and have traveled the world extensively (possibly farther than either men ever did) as well as being shown in multiple occasions to the public.

On a similar note, it is well-known LBJ had a massive Johnson, and Rasputin’s girthy schlong was venerated amongst high-class women of his time (no wonder he’s indeed Russia’s greatest love machine).

–rarra93

15.

Pope John XII was interesting. He became Pope in 955. His high points are.:

Turned the sacred palace into a whorehouse

Fornicated with, among others, his father’s concubine, various widows and even his own niece

Castrated and then murdered a cardinal

Blinded and then murdered his confessor

Took payment for ordaining bishops and even ordained a 10-year-old boy as a bishop

Ordained a deacon in a stable

Refused to make the sign of the cross

Toasted the Devil

Invoked the names of pagan gods while playing dice and when he lost, used money from the papal treasury to pay off his debts

Granted, he was a teenager when he became Pope, thanks to his dad buying the office, but still…

–Drulock

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