Jason Mustian
A popular sexual fantasy for some folks is joining the mile-high club. That’s just a creative way to say, “doing it on an airplane.” Well, someone asked the internet to come up with a creative name for the complete opposite. That is, doing the deed in a porta-potty.
It’s music festival season, and I have no doubt that this actually happens sometimes, but it’s nothing to brag about. I’m not here to judge.
Here’s how people responded to the following question:
“If having sex on a plane is called joining the mile-high club, what would be the correct term for people that have sex in a porta-potty at a festival or concert?
“The Pile High Club“
“The Mildly-High Club.”
“Rock Bottom?“
“Being ordained into the Shitty Committee”
“Taking a dip in the blue lagoon”
“Dump Jump”
“Port-A-Pounders”
“The Blue Poo Screw Crew“
“The Vile Try Club“
“Septic Skanks“
“The All-Time Low Club“
“The Hepatitus Club”
“Alabama Honeymoon Suite.”
“The Mile Low Club”
“You would be ‘Honeydipping‘”
