Patricia Grisafi
11.
“Sex in a public bathroom. I can never imagine being horny enough to disregard how disgusting and germ-filled the environment is.” — Kylo-The-Optimist
12.
“Porno style jackhammering; a little goes a long way guys.” — Potaytoz
13.
“This is going to sound weird but trying to be sexy is kind of unsexy. I don’t mean like an earnest in the moment but kind of awkward attempt, thats adorable. I mean like a cringey come and get it weird some shit I saw in a movie type move. It’s hard to explain.” — Rackbone
14.
“Snapchat filters.” — psykojello
15.
“Screaming during sex. I’m married now, but when I was single and dating, there were a couple women I was with who would yell like sports fans in a stadium during an orgasm. Meanwhile, my ear was roughly 6 inches from their head. Not pleasant.” — FourRosesVII
16.
“Leaving underwear the next morning. Some girl left me her underwear as a sexy reminder of our night together. Except, what the hell am I supposed to do with them? Wear them? Smell them? Hang them on the wall? Like what is the point here??? Anyways they went in the garbage.” — SmokeyXIII
17.
“The weird surge in ‘family’ porn, like all the aunt/uncle/step-sibling stuff.” — BropolloCreed
18.
“Un-prompted dick pics, or really any dick pics.” — tatonka645
19.
“’Edible’ underwear, body chocolate, whipped cream…food and sex do not belong together and are a recipe for a yeast infection.” — originalsoniceyes
20.
“Sex positions in porn! I film ‘sexy’ positions as an amateur all the time. So many positions in porn don’t feel good for either party!” — OliviaLights
