20 Choosing Beggars Who Need A Reality Check ASAP

You know that phrase, “beggars can’t be choosers?” Well, according to these choosy beggars, you can actually be both. 

People on Reddit’s r/ChoosyBeggars page share all of their worst encounters with some of the most entitled people on the internet. And let’s be clear, there is absolutely nothing wrong with haggling to get a good price. The problem comes when haggling includes telling a sob story, offering 10% of the original price, then asking for free delivery on top of that.

But seriously, how do people channel this kind of overconfidence? I would love to tap into the delusion. It must work every once and a while, right? 


1. Counter offer: I just throw them away. 

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2. This news isn’t uplifting enough I guess. 

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3. When will influencers learn to not do this? 

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4. Imileigh. 

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5. They only had one request. 

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6. Love when they stand up for themselves.

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7. It’s only $200! 

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8. Now I want to give it to you even less. 

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9. I can send you some budgeting techniques my dude. 

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10. Good luck with your dating journey. 

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11. Can these people pay for anything? 

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12. Free wheelchair too. 

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13. Apparently women were dropping their Venmo codes in this thread. 

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14. Why can’t I just have it for free? 

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15. You are dishonest! 

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16. No…wait… come back…

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17. Pin it, you coward. 

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18. That escalated quickly. 

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19. Why won’t people donate their time and talent? 

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20. Tell me my name. 

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Hannah Riley

Hannah Riley a comedy writer and content editor with ADHD living in Seattle, Washington.