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“Lady in her 70s comes in to pick up her photos, and as she’s going through them, she is VERY embarrassed by the last roll on the set, it’s a picture of a very impressive cannabis plant. She, in a fluster, explains that her brother must have snapped the photo to burn off the last shot on this disposable camera she brought in along with some other rolls (the rest of it was standard fare; family stuff). I explain not to worry about it, camera store clerks are probably the last people she needs to worry about narcing on her, and that she had a very beautiful crop. Next time she comes in, she impresses upon me the importance that I, and only I, develop the film can in the black canister, the rest of them were that Fuji translucent. I acknowledge and take the bag of film (it was the early 2000s, 1 roll isn’t worth a trip, you bring like 8) and make up envelopes for them. When I get to the lab and start processing, that black can is… light. I give it a shake, nothing in it! Pop the top, and she has stuffed the dankest, purplest nug in that can for me.” — TheSaltyStrangler
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“I developed a disposable camera that was all close up photos of assholes. 27 photos, 27 different assholes.” — angelmelodyhorn
