People Are Sharing The One Person In All Of History They’d Want To Sleep With, And Why

If you could sleep with any person in all of history, who would you pick? Whether it’s a crush you had on an actor from a movie, or a historical figure that all of the Roman Empire wanted to bone, it seems like everyone has someone they just gotta have.

People on Reddit are sharing their “one person” and the results have gotten pretty specific. Also, just want to add if the person you pick is dead now, they’ll be alive when you have sex with them. We don’t condone that kind of behavior, you freaks. 


1. Helen of Troy

Via: BBC

Helen of Troy, just to see if all that fighting worth it. –nory2364

2. Harrison Ford

Via: Lucasfilm

1981 Harrison Ford, no contest. –bmp011

3. Early ’90s Jennifer Connelly. 

Via: Universal Pictures

“I’d go Career Opportunities riding the mechanical horse Jennifer Connelly.” –LTJFan

4. Salma Hayak

Miramax Films

“…circa From Dusk Till Dawn.” –FletchGordon

“…Salma Hayek circa anytime, the woman is an apparently ageless goddess.” –SamWhite

5. Rachel Weisz

Via: Marvel

“…She’s got such a gorgeous sparkle in her eyes. Not many have that.” –TrillianWasTaken

6. Cleopatra

Via: 20th Century Fox

“have to see if the hype is real.” –BobbyPrinze

7. Linda Cardellini

Via: Twitter

“started me off with Scooby Doo and got me hooked in Mad Men.” –finalmantisy83

8. Henry Cavill 

Via: Warner Bros

“…for obvious reasons.” –mrspussyfeathers

9. Morena Baccarin

Mutant Enemy Productions

-TomatoWarrior

“You should see her in Homeland.” –SmilingTigerSam

10. Alexandra Daddario

Via: Woman’s Health Mag

-kayzhoney95

“I guess God just straight up thought “you know what. I’m gonna make the most perfect woman in existence.” And bam, there’s Daddario.” –PRHerg1970

11. Shakira

Via: Spotify

-Imhappyinthe80s

“So hot she got a lawsuit filed against her by some guy who got a boner against his will during the super bowl halftime show.”  –jrocbb

12. Alison Brie

Via: NBC

Kryokinesis

“Didn’t actually think I’d find this one here, considering there are millions of options, but totally agree, first one that came to my mind.” –pm__nudes_plz

13. Margot Robbie

Via: Red Granite Pictures

“….because she’s Margot Robbie.” –Primal_Hearts

14. Mid 90’s Jennifer Aniston

Via: NBC

NotBlinkk

“I’m a totally straight girl, yet I ain’t saying no to that” –No-Mathematician678

15. David Bowie

Via: Lucasfilm

DebDestroyerTX

“You if don’t request one of the outfits from Labyrinth then what’s the point?!” –-Prophessor-

16. Tom Hiddleston

Via: Disney/ Marvel

“…dressed as Loki preferably.” –brokendowndryer

17. The Virgin Mary.

Via: Flickr

“Just ruin her whole thing.” –lofinobodyperson

18. Edgar Allan Poe

Via: Flickr

“…Something tells me he was a real freak in the sheets.” –AlphaLimaMike

19. Of course, John Oliver.

Via: HBO

“Maybe this is just a weird personal thing. I mean he voiced a Lion King character.”-JohnOliverismysexgod


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