26 Stories About Employees Who Were Fired In Less Time Than It Took To Apply

Once you’ve been at any job long enough, you can tell who isn’t going to last fairly quickly. When someone walks in and they don’t move quickly, have any kind of rat tail, or immediately ask where the bitches at you know you probably shouldn’t get too attached to them. 

People on Reddit are sharing their shortest-lived coworker and the reason they got fired from their job and the stories are pretty hilarious. 

If I may add one, my shortest-lived coworker walked in for her shift and someone complimented her purse. She replied, “thanks, I stole it from Macy’s.”


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Hannah Riley a comedy writer and content editor with ADHD living in Seattle, Washington.