Ruin My Week
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My dad and stepmom was having a foursome with a couple of their friends. We we’re at a summerhouse and they did it in the living room. I felt so uncomfortable eating breakfast the next day—u/Lord_Yuzuchip
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Old roommates planning to kick me out.—u/Orrblunk
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Something like “She’s too old for this, I’m not going to carry her up to bed anymore”. and that was the last time I was magically transported from the living room couch to my bedroom.—u/whiteblaze-22
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Before I got divorced. Was laying in bed late (11am or so) on my day off, after a long string of I think 10 or so work days in a row. My ex (who refused to get a job) was in the next room playing a video game, and I heard him say “that motherf—king b—tch is still sleeping”—u/lemonricesoup99
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I woke up to a friend and her husband arguing in the next room because she’d walked in on him him stroking my hair while I slept on the couch.—u/Cutezacoatl
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*In college* Woke up to roommates bed creaking, I shoot up to see what the hell is going on. There I see some woman on her back with her legs full spread eagle and my roommate just pile driving it like it was his last day on earth.
Like a good bro I quickly lie back down and pretend to be asleep.Her: *in between gasps of air* “Is your roommate awake?”Him: “Naw he sleeps through anything.”
Cut to next morning.I casually get up and turn on my Playstation 2 and start playing some random game. Roommates fling gets up and casually comes over and sits next to me.Her: “Good morning *my name*”Me: “Good morning *her name*”Her: “Did you sleep good last night?”Me: “Yeah, I can sleep through anything.”
As the last word left my mouth I immediately realize I blew it. She began a huge flurry of slaps at my roommate while cursing at him. He didn’t care because he was too busy laughing the whole time.—u/Spoonerx2
