26 Guys Share Their Worst Date Stories

“Met a girl online, we decided to meet up, when she saw me she said ‘yeah this isn’t what I’m looking for’ and just walked away,” –rndmprsn98

“The 115lb girl who sucker punched me and tried to choke me out to prove she was an “alpha female” while a bunch of bar patrons watched to make sure I, the 6ft 200lb male, didn’t defend myself too eagerly.” –psiloryben

“It was in my second date with the girl. She invited me to the movies. When we were waiting for the movie to start she reads a message in her phone, and with a beautiful smile tells me “my parents are joining us for the movie, I want to introduce you. Maybe they will invite you to Christmas” It was August In a fucking second date Then I told her that I was not interested on meeting her parents and that I was going home.”

Now the night of the date comes along, we just go and grab coffee. She then proceeds to layout to me how much she actually loves Disney. She went to a Disney camp when she was like 20 and beat a bunch of 7 year olds in a Disney singing competition. She planned to name her kids after Disney princesses and princes. It went on for this like 2 hours before I told her I had to go.

Dumb me went on a second date because I thought she might have been nervous, it was much of the same but I got up in the middle of dinner, paid my bill and left.” –Apfieignine

“It was in my second date with the girl. She invited me to the movies. When we were waiting for the movie to start she reads a message in her phone, and with a beautiful smile tells me “my parents are joining us for the movie, I want to introduce you. Maybe they will invite you to Christmas” It was August In a fucking second date Then I told her that I was not interested on meeting her parents and that I was going home.” –Elliotwannabe

“I gambled on a fart walking into the restaurant… I had to fake an emergency phone call just so I could go home and change my poopy underwear.” –beefer69

“In highschool my boyfriend at the time was going to go to a dance with me. I went to pick him up with some friends as planned. Got to his house and he says he doesn’t want to go now. He’s acting really crazy and won’t let me past his living room then his dad says ” you wouldn’t have to worry if that other girl wasn’t in your room”. I went in his room and she was hiding under the bed.” –spenc13