11. Kiss kiss, gangbang
“Well, I found out he likes hosting gangbangs. He invited me to one, too!” – [Deleted]
12. Broken beds
“My roommate broke his bed one day after coming home with his girlfriend. Pretty ordinary so far, that happens although already quite funny. Then I remembered that I helped him build his bed up when we moved in. Dude’s bed has 2 slatted frames. How the hell did they break that?” – Zitrusfleisch
13. Sharing is caring
“He posts himself and his girlfriend to pornhub and redditNSFW.” – onfire9123
14. Nasty keepsakes
“My wife had a female friend in High School that saved all the used condoms in a brown paper bag under her bed. And from what I heard, there were a lot of them.” – thedavcarcol
15. Secret sex life
“A former friend of mine used to wipe her husband’s butt after he’d been to the bathroom. Initially she’d do his washing and he’d leave stains on his underwear (for her? I’m not sure) and that progressed to some humiliation and her ‘checking him’ when he got home from work every day. She told me this when we were outside having a cigarette and I then had to sit across from them both for the longest game of monopoly.” – Cutezacoatl
16. Choosing peggers
“After several years I found out that one of my female friends wore a strap-on and fucked her husband up the butt almost every time they had sex. I don’t remember how the topic even came up, but apparently that was just how he liked it and she was happy to oblige.
He said that when he was 20 he did try it with another man but didn’t really find any enjoyment in it because he likes playing with tits while getting plowed, so he only likes it when it’s coming from a woman wearing a strap-on.” – BlankNothingNoDoer
17. Full body contractions
“When at an anime convention with a friend and his gf. I found out his gf shits when she orgasms.
They have been together since HS and every once in awhile there would be an angry announcement to please not shit on the floor in the bathrooms.
The pieces began to come together.” – MisterCoffeeDonut
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