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Influencer Asks IG Followers Which Tinder Prospect She Should Go On A Date With

The dating apps can be overwhelming for women, who get a lot more matches on average than men do. Or that’s what I hear. It can be difficult to whittle down the choices to someone you actually want to go on a  date with. There’s only so much time in the day!

That must be especially true for a student from Sydney, Australia named Monique Quinn, who is not only a single woman on Tinder, she’s an absolute hottie:

 

 
 
 
 
 
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Anyone with pictures like that is getting a lot of notifications. And she’s funny. Quinn has a bio she uses that is intended to weed out the guys who just want her for the pics. In it, she jokes about wanting to sleep in bed with someone, just cuddling and enjoying each other’s company. By the end, she is sacrificing her sleeping partner to the Dark Lord:

You can’t say she didn’t warn you.

“Tinder dates are a nice way to explore new restaurants and meet people at the same time, although you get the same pictures of guys holding up fish and gym selfies no matter where you are,” Quinn told the Daily Mail. “You tend to meet the full spectrum of men on Tinder.”

To deal with this enormous spectrum, Quinn started a poll on her Instagram account, offering four bachelors and their opening messages to her followers to pic and choose from.

For contestant number one, she wrote, “He is a nurse which is cool because it shows he’s caring and considerate as well as smart and science-y. His opening line was nice because it was a compliment and straight to the point. Although asking for a number right off the bat is a bit weird.”

Quinn told the DM that she has been told she has “poor judgment in men.”

“So I decided to take it out to the people who know me the most to determine who was worthy of my time and presence,” she said.

“His opening line was very honest and the fact that he read my entire bio is a huge bonus,” she wrote. of contestant number two, who also got points for appearing to be good with kids.

For contestant number three, Quinn seemed enthused.

“Has a dog which is a massive plus because I love animals,” she wrote. “He has really nice arms but his bio makes me question his sense of humour and his ability to sense sarcasm. However he is honest and willing to ask questions about things he’s not certain about.”

For contestant number four, Quinn wrote she is tall so she can wear her “pole shoes.”

But, she says, “his bio literally tells me f–k all about him, his opening line was sort of flattering and he’s straight to the point.”

Ultimately, her followers chose contestant number three by a large margin, with 70 votes, followed by contestant two with 56 votes, contestant one with 46 votes, and contestant four with 35 votes. Being tall isn’t what it’s cracked up to be on dating apps.

Quinn even told her date how she had decided to go out with him:

And it worked. Instead of being freaked out, contestant three agreed to take her out that week. I guess they really were a fit.

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Aimeé Lutkin