11.
“Former tattoo artist here, and it has to be infinity symbols. ESPECIALLY when they want them to be ‘uNiQuE’ so they have you spend three hours drawing up different ways of cramming little McKayzleigh and Brackxston’s names, birthdates, birth weights, blood types, and favorite ice cream flavors in there. Fine, I’ll find a way. I can work for my money. ‘Oh, and can it also have a thin blue line in there for my husband?’ Sure, lady. ‘And maybe some birds breaking off of it, cause my meemaw loves birds!’ Sighhhh. Yeah, okay. ‘And can you do it on the side of my finger in white ink?’ Fuck you, get out.” — rumpertumpskins
12.
“Those creepy faces of babies, which looks like there’s a little demon on your body.” — Muximal
13.
“Know a girl who tattooed her firstborn’s name…as a tramp stamp. Not what I would want someone to be looking at while tagging from behind.” — equlalaine
14.
“The people who put words from a language they don’t understand cause its quirky and 99% of the time it isn’t proof read so it doesn’t say what they think it does.” — conn-stellation
15.
“I’m a tattoo artist. Had a regular come into the shop, he was an older swinger type and my coworker tattooed him. He got Pinocchio tattooed above his junk with his penis as the nose, and script that said, ‘Lie to Me.'” — Biscuit_McFizzle
16.
“Tattoos of brands. It’s basically free advertising. At least email them what they would pay you if you advertise for them till you die.” — QuantumRetribution
17.
“The tattoo of a clown holding a gun smoking a joint on my leg.” — wherearemyvoices
18.
“Last name across the back. Like who needs that?” — k_el5o
19.
“Famous people. I get it that you really are a fan of said famous person but to permanently ink their face onto yourself is borderline crazy imo.” — poopellar
20.
“‘I refuse to sink’ next to an anchor. That is literally what anchors are made for.” — tanahoe
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