Emily
13. Or a pun:
14. Or a ~flattering~ selfie:
15. Keep them in line by demanding 100% accuracy:
16. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT ACCURACY:
17. Always be busy:
18. Use their words against them:
19. Don’t let them try to use loopholes:
20. Remind them that your standards are high:
21. Be direct:
Buh Bye!
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