We know the first day back to work after the holidays is a tough one, so give yourself a break by enjoying some of the most hilarious jokes we found on Twitter this week.
Seriously, these funny Tweets will turn your exhausting day right back around.
today is the only day you can rt this pic.twitter.com/Ou7Co68OMp
— ka 8 days (@jennfwraniston) January 2, 2019
when i was 6 i named my animal crossing character “sex” and couldn’t change it back so panicked, went outside the next day and smashed the game card with a hammer i have lived with this my whole life
— gemma (@bIoodpilots) December 31, 2018
Jesus Christ would you look at the time pic.twitter.com/tb8Rqs81ic
— Anna Eila (@anna_eila) December 30, 2018
Someone asked me why I was wearing a fake AirPod… bro that’s my hearing aid
— ponyo (@aytdao) December 30, 2018
Basically every time we eat dinner my dog starts bawling so we got her a chair so she could be included and she hasn’t cried since😩😩😩 pic.twitter.com/EAabKOlY0F
— Lindsay (@lrparkes13) December 29, 2018
IF U UNPLUG THE WIFI BOX FOR 1 SEC THE WHOLE HOUSE ACT LIKE THEY BOUT 2 DIE YOU'LL SEE PPL COME OUT ROOMS YOU ANIT NVR SEEN BEFORE
Did my dog just pet my cat?? And did my cat just hug my dog?? pic.twitter.com/PuNWB1Ggzw
— Jordan Ireland (@jor_nicole4) December 28, 2018
Just got to the part in Mean Girls where they’re doing their apologies and one girl says “Alexa, I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch” and my Amazon Alexa said “no worries”.
— Kylie Rogers (@kylieeerogers) December 29, 2018
I’m too lazy to take the tree out so I just put some clothes on it and am telling people it’s my shy roommate. pic.twitter.com/tLpZDuBTHh
— Max Miller (@RuinMyWeek) January 2, 2019
tonight my abuelita whispered, “I want to show you the most beautiful girl in the world,” solemnly leading me to a table packed with old family photos. with one, shaky finger, she pointed, slowly, to a photo… of herself
this is the energy i’m carrying with me into the new year
— david bynch (@soalexgoes) December 31, 2018