Guy Gets Absolutely Roasted Online After Leaving A 1-Star Review Because HE Couldn’t Swim

Seems like being able to swim would be kind of important if you’re going on a snorkeling tour, right? Honestly, I can’t fathom being so full of myself to leave a review after I, my being and my person, was the problem at an establishment, but this guy is – well, off the deep end.

He was aghast that he needed to know how to swim to participate in this tour and he was irate that the guide wouldn’t help him. How… why… Oh man.

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Let’s take a journey through how this all went down. First, we’re in Turtle Town! A Maui adventure that the dude must have decided was for him.

Then we get to check out this guy’s review, which is scathing. He’s so mad! He had to sit on a beach in paradise for one whole hour!

So the tour operator replied.

Let’s do just that and check out the about section of the experience.

Reddit was also ready to roast this asshole.

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And others made jokes.

Chef’s Kiss here…

Ahh, people.

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