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The New York Times better be knocking down this woman’s door after she discovered the Bachelor winner through some impressive investigative skills. On Dec. 28, Twitter user @clur19 admitted she stalked a Bachelor contestant’s Venmo friends and discovered Colton would go on to be the winner.
What’s the most psycho thing you did in 2019? I’ll go first! I stalked Colton’s Venmo friends to see who he picked and then I knew who won the Bachelor months before anyone else did.
— maybe: clare (@clur19) December 27, 2019
Before we get into the responses, let’s just pause to talk about how stalking people on Venmo has become A Thing. On the surface, it seems odd: scrolling through transactions for food, concerts, rent, etc. But take a closer look and you get a glimpse Instagram could never give.
Venmo transactions reveal how much people are spending, who they’re spending it with and who pays for what within relationships. And that’s exactly how Clare put the pieces together.
Give her…. the…. NOBEL PRIZE !!!! https://t.co/z9j65fPdo1
— Kelsey McDowell (@___kelseXy) December 27, 2019
You vibes lmao pic.twitter.com/Yu2rB3PZee
— RBG’s Big Toe (@daycdukes) December 28, 2019
The tweet even caught the attention of Colton Underwood, the Bachelor himself.
Major props to you https://t.co/nSZdWapose
— Colton Underwood (@colton) December 28, 2019
Twitter users started sharing their own stalking stories and it was the gift that kept on giving this holiday season.
Using just a first name, I found social media profiles for a boy that I always see on campus but never talk to & he eventually came up to me a few weeks ago and introduced himself and I had to pretend I didn’t already know everything about him and I was so scared of being caught
— ashley (@yung_ashleyy) December 28, 2019
Figured out the workout schedules of two hot guys at my gym and started going twice a day to run into them both separately
— king maker (@zerobadays) December 28, 2019
A couple of years ago a really cute kid was painting my house. From a tshirt he was wearing, I found out that in high school he made a homemade bomb and planted it on his chemistry teachers doorstep.
— Breanna (@bremelfi) December 28, 2019
Some of them weren’t the super sleuth Clare was, but we love them for it anyway.
Made my yoga instructor tell me the name of a guy in my class then found all of his social media. Did you know when you look at someone’s LinkedIn it tells them? Cause I do now.
— Morga (@Morgan_Liles) December 28, 2019
I met the love of my life last year because I screenshot his live stream (on periscope) and it told EVERYONE WHILE LIVE AND OMG. but uh… we cute and in love so it worked lmao
— notorious GAT🚀 (@sprotsGAT) December 29, 2019
Found my anesthesiologist from my rhinoplasty on LinkedIn to ask him out. Turns out I had also asked him out while waking up from anesthesia and did not remember. I am my own best wingman.
— Maybe: Dayna (@notnotdayna) December 28, 2019
And some were just brilliant.
Made a fake tinder and set up my ex that cheated on me while I was on vacation, made him bring coffee and also made him wait an hour aimlessly searching for said girl.
— Lea ❄️ (@leaisacoolkid) December 28, 2019
Found my dog park crush on insta w/o knowing his name by looking up surrounding college’s lax rosters all the way back to 2015 solely because I saw him holding a lacrosse stick at the dog park once.
— bell 🌞🍯💛 (@Br3abella) December 28, 2019
I looked up property records for a local member of *NSYNC to send him a Christmas Card.
— andrea lynn spencer (@alynnspencer) December 27, 2019
Someone even shared their own Bachelor stalking story.
my friend and I tracked down the new bachelor’s (peter weber) address just to check his voter registration and ladies i regret to inform u… he’s a republican https://t.co/CNINCEZv1D
— claire (@clrfu) December 28, 2019
And infamous Netflix show You even chimed in on Clare’s stalking mastery.
this has joe/love energy https://t.co/N4wtghAv0V
— YOU (@YouNetflix) December 28, 2019
ABC, your move.
Also @BachelorABC this is my official application to be on your show, I’ll send you my application video ASAP
— maybe: clare (@clur19) December 28, 2019
More internet sleuthing stories:
- Woman Heroically Solves Crime On Tinder After Matching With Both Thief And Victim
- 20 Times Tinder Cheaters Got Caught And Shamed By Their Partners
- Woman Catches Her Boyfriend Cheating After Syncing Up Her Fitbit With His
- Women Are Sharing The”Funniest” Cheating Excuses They Got From Their (Now Ex) Boyfriends
