High school athletes tend to be pretty popular in general, but a wide receiver at Louisiana’s Green Oaks High School has gone viral not for his skills on the football field but for something even more impressive: his name. De’Coldest Toevadoit Crawford has basically become the newest wholesome star we all need in this world and frankly, I’m just sad we didn’t know about him sooner.
His whirlwind adventure began late last month when Crawford talked to local media outlet KTLA about the upcoming football season and how he felt things would go for his team. He spoke about the new players joining as well as his gameplan for helping to lead them to victory as district champions.
— KTAL Sports (@KtalSports) August 25, 2019
“The first couple of games, they need experience, so the first couple of games we’ll just carry the load, and then the rest of the season they’ll get comfortable with playing, and we’ll do some big things,” he said.
That all seemed innocuous enough, but when people noticed De’Coldest Crawford’s name, they suddenly realized they had something special on their hands. He started going viral across social media, which then led to an even more amazing turn of events: finding out his middle name.
One of the greatest football names EVER! 😂 pic.twitter.com/nAlZotQ29f
— Complex Sports (@ComplexSports) August 28, 2019
After all the attention Crawford was receiving, 247Sports reached out to him to hear the story behind his name, which is when they found out that his middle name is even better. That’s right: his full name is De’Coldest Toevadoit Crawford. It doesn’t get much better than that.
“My mom came up with my name. She named me this because she knew I would be the best athlete out of everyone in the family,” he explained. “I love the fame everyone’s giving me on social media…keep it going.”
Decoldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford. Boy if he don’t make it big imma be PISSED. https://t.co/KW9vMFDapa
— RT my pinned (@IAmPinkk1) August 31, 2019
How could you not just get hype as hell every time you say your own name? “Excuse me, sir. What’s your name?” “Oh you wanna know my name, bitch? I’m only muthafuckin DECOLDEST TOEVADOIT CRAWFORD!!!”
— BRAAAUUNNNN Blackman 🐨 (@YungPapaKwali) August 31, 2019
His Full name is “DeColdest Toevadoit Crawford” 🤯🤯
I’m a fan… my parents went basic when naming me I still ain’t over it https://t.co/wMX79mF25x
— Aye Fanley! 🤣 (@Its4EvaCashh) August 31, 2019
De’Coldest Toevadoit Crawford may have a ways to go before he proves himself as an amazing athlete, but one thing is for sure—he’ll always have the best name.
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