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Woman’s Drunk Subway Sandwich Order Was So God-Awful It Went Viral

There’s nothing better than a big sandwich after an evening of drinking.

When I first moved to New York City, I used to order these massive sandwiches from a 24-hour bodega after a night out. They were gargantuan, overflowing with meats and cheeses and fixings and all kinds of sauces, and were named after famous people. Then my friends and I would eat them while watching The Golden Girls.

Anyway, a woman got drunk and ordered a sandwich from Subway—and wow, that sandwich is SAD. Apparently, her order so amused the sandwich maker that he had to take a picture. And then she took a picture of him taking a picture of her sandwich!

Then she tweeted about it, and the tweet has now gone viral. 

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This is the sandwich. It consists of shredded cheese, olives, and cucumbers. 

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People are upset about this sandwich. 

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The woman clarified that when she ordered the sandwich, she was drunk. She also said she is a vegetarian. 

I’m not sure how that excuses her sandwich choices, but to each his own! 

What do you think? Is this sandwich an insult or would you take a bite after a night out?

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Patricia Grisafi

Patricia Grisafi, PhD, is a freelance writer and educator. Her work has appeared in Salon, Vice, Bitch, Bustle, Broadly, The Establishment, and elsewhere. She is passionate about pit bull rescue, cursed objects, and designer sunglasses.