In a long term relationship, it can be hard to keep things feeling fresh and sexy. The stuff that used to be a turn-on becomes annoying. The person you love becomes your roommate, so you kinda want to murder them. You need to be inventive and come up with new ways to surprise your lover and make them feel cared for and desirable again. Maybe some sexy photos? At this point, they’re probably pretty familiar with your naked body, so you got make these pics EXTRA sexy.
Let Michael Oonk show you the way.
Oonk posted a photo series on Facebook that went wildly viral titled, “How to send sexy pictures to your lady.” It’s had over 80 thousand shares and thousands of comments, because everyone agrees on one thing: Oonk is sexy as hell.
Here he is, shirtless and sweeping the floor for his lady:
Here’s a before and after of him doing the dishes and leaving a clean empty sink. HOT!
Here is walking the dog. you gotta make sure the dog goes number two before you can do Number Three (sex):
If you’ve swept the linoleum you better run that vacuum over the carpet to get your lady’s motor revving:
Ooh, yeah, Oonk got deep in there for his lady:
And she’s gonna come home to some crisp clean sheets to roll around on:
My only criticism is that, aside from the shirtless pic, he’s wearing the same shirt in every photo. That means he did this all on one day. Or only owns one shirt. If you’re going to be sexy, you gotta do a little something special every day for your lady, or at the very least contribute to doing 50% of the housework. Minimum.
But they look happy:
Guess he just mowed the lawn on something.
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