We all remember playing Never Have I Ever. It’s the game where you learn too much about your friends. Or, if you were the late bloomer (like this author), it was the game where everyone learns how uncool you are. Either way, you learn more than you’d like the people you’re with. And that’s why we love it.
The game has moved from your best friend’s basement to Twitter, and people are having a blast with this nostalgia reboot.
9 points. You?? pic.twitter.com/RvKAKeTp1w
— Jack (JackamusFL) (@JackamusFl) February 14, 2020
The latest meme is a picture with a list of 20 items. You give yourself a point for each thing you haven’t done. (It’s important that everyone knows that, as an adult, this author has done 15 out of the 20 items listed, thank you very much.) And oh boy, the responses are great.
Some people surprised themselves with their numbers.
Holy crap. 2. pic.twitter.com/nenawzIi4g
— redhead 2422 (@Lauranimalsgirl) February 15, 2020
Don’t feel too bad…I got a 13
— Melissa Quinn Amour (@MelissaAmour72) February 15, 2020
15 points! I’m a good boy! https://t.co/oJ4Xo8yIVm
— Evil_1.Rob (@rob_bray710) February 16, 2020
Some were pleased.
I got 20 and am thrilled to leave you heathens behind and enter the kingdom of heaven when the time comes https://t.co/Wl9HRylOJT
— Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) February 17, 2020
I got 13.
I’m going straight to heaven. https://t.co/1EaFelgAVM
— rabia O’chaudry (@rabiasquared) February 16, 2020
I am proudly four points on this 😁
What is your score???? https://t.co/0Wzi9CA44A— Dr. Fiona Mattatall (@FionaMattatall) February 16, 2020
Some were disappointed.
Okay, I got an 8. I thought I was a bad ass but maybe I have missed out along the way. Ugh. https://t.co/Gh6Zwsbseg
— Tasha Headrick (@TashaHeadrick) February 17, 2020
8. Maybe 7 because I can’t remember. I’m such a wuss. https://t.co/osQR8Sd0eD
— Laffy (@GottaLaff) February 15, 2020
Other people didn’t know what to make of their results… or the game itself.
Is 5 a good score? https://t.co/3TImYe1OUh
— Edan Foley (@Imin200) February 17, 2020
Got a 7. Is that good or bad? https://t.co/htMcNACMZ6
— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) February 18, 2020
Ones you can’t get at cvs.
— Jack (JackamusFL) (@JackamusFl) February 15, 2020
And even more needed a moment to think about their lives.
Shit, I’ve done all 20.
I’m going to Hell?
— Long Strange Trip (@LSTrip44) February 15, 2020
ZERO POINTS
— Blissful #Essence (@Bliss_Ville) February 14, 2020
What does it say about me that I only scored two points?
— Liz Hanlon (@lizhanlon) February 15, 2020
1 point.
I cannot possibly be that bad. https://t.co/xgT6XFJuz6
— 💧STAVROS💦 (@alias_burgerboy) February 16, 2020
12 points. Oh how I have wasted my life https://t.co/JYSsvGsEwA
— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) February 16, 2020
11.
Omg I am so lame. https://t.co/flMJq2ZRQ8
— Red (@Redpainter1) February 15, 2020
Everyone commenting in single figures while I have 19… am I just too boring? https://t.co/AdTfFAqRvg
— lou-verphonic (@clarinetmoonesc) February 18, 2020
Why dafuk do I have 14 here and everyone is ~8 or 7… Man… https://t.co/NCf06IfEcr
— JL1906 – FUT Trader (@FutTraderJL1906) February 18, 2020
Shite. Is 0 good? Because I got 0. https://t.co/yxryunWQ0q
— sohmer (@sohmer) February 17, 2020
But we have to applaud this Twitter user, who left us all with some valuable wisdom.
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“Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, “Wow what a ride!”— ᗷⓄภⓎคⓇＤẸϻ *IMPEACHMENT ACCOMPLISHED* (@BoneyardDem) February 14, 2020
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