Ruin My Week
15.
Being an adult is literally declining calls from numbers you don’t know, then googling the number five seconds later
— caitlinfladager (@caitlinflads_) October 3, 2019
16.
Being an adult is mostly just becoming keenly aware of exactly how you became fucked up in each specific way, but also resigning yourself to not fixing anything
— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) October 7, 2019
17.
Not a single person asked me how fast I could run in my new shoes today. Being an adult fucking sucks
— Jason (@nxthingjason) October 7, 2019
18.
Being an adult is so ghetto.
These bills are disrespectful af.— (@MoneyMeiweather) October 9, 2019
19.
When I was a kid I thought being an adult meant staying up as late as I wanted. Like 11 or midnight.
Turns out it’s closer to 9.
It’s 9.
— Crutches&SpookySpice ♿️ (@Imani_Barbarin) October 3, 2019
20.
the most surprising thing about being an adult is needing a sugar daddy to afford cheese
— Amber $choll (@AmberScholl) July 12, 2019
21.
BEING AN ADULT
PRO: Nobody can stop you from eating cheese and Oreos for dinner
CON: Nobody can stop you from eating cheese and Oreos for dinner
— Jon “Jon Baker But Spookier” Baker (@JonBaker) June 28, 2019
22.
Being an adult can be kinda hard but at least no one makes you run a mile.
— Eladio Bobadilla (@e_b_bobadilla) October 5, 2019
23.
Being an adult is basically moaning every fucking day about being tired until the day you die.
— HAM LORD (@GimmieTheHam) August 11, 2019
24.
being an adult means getting excited about:
-owning a dyson
-using towels straight out of the dryer
-clearing your email inbox
-getting into bed by 9pm— Laurazeghoul (@andlikelaura) July 2, 2019
25.
Being an adult is constantly saying I didn’t ask for any of this.
— B. (@anerdonfire2) June 24, 2019
26.
being an adult is 90% stressing about money and 10% spending money you don’t have on treats because you’ve worried a lot this week
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) June 17, 2019
27.
You would think being an adult would involve more sex.
— A (@I_am_aspen) October 6, 2019
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