Jon
21.
Oliver Letwin was once described as looking like ‘the failed suitor in a Jane Austen novel’, which is my personal gold standard
— Matt Muir (@Matt_Muir) August 13, 2018
22.
He’s so tight that every time he opens his wallet the Queen blinks.
— Kelvin Rodrigues (@KelvinROfficial) August 13, 2018
23.
Well aren’t you just the very top of the bell curve
— Heather (@heather_talks) August 13, 2018
24.
My old school gave me a written reference for my first job that included the phrase “some people find her cooperative”, future employers thought that hilarious and I got the job. I wear it as a badge of pride to this day.
— Her Holiness Pope Wendy #FBPE (@Wendywisest) August 13, 2018
25.
“If he was a squirrel, he’d cut off his own nuts and bury them” https://t.co/2JpFkuRzOR
— Dr Fern Riddell (@FernRiddell) August 13, 2018
26.
“So tight-fisted he could swim the Atlantic with an aspirin in his hand and still have it in New York.”
— Tim Nicholls 🏴 (@MrNipps) August 13, 2018
27.
My grandmother used to say of men with flat/aesthetically unappealing faces “he looks like someone sat on him while he was hot”. Works best in a Dub accent.
— Paul Gordon (@PaullyGordon) August 13, 2020
28.
My Grannie says “running round like a fart in a colander” when someone is rushing about not actually doing anything
— Dr Joby Hollis 🏳️🌈🇪🇺 (@Jobium) August 13, 2018
29.
Ability to sell – he’d talk the pope into buying a double bed
— Blair Paul (@blur432) August 13, 2018
