Masha
11.
I thought I was depressed but then it turned out I just needed to take my bra off
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) October 19, 2013
12.
Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday.
— bubble girl (@JessObsess) June 6, 2013
13.
https://twitter.com/msemilymccombs/status/368485750892802048
14.
[first date]
Him: Tell me about yourself
Me: WELL, i didn’t wear a bra with my dress today so all my boob sweat dripped onto my feet— subscribe to Grace Spelman Music Project (@GraceSpelman) June 10, 2016
15.
https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/990320104943468544
16.
[At Doctor]
Me:I'm having chest pain
Doc:Did you buy a new bra?
Me:Yes! Thanks for noticing!
Doc:I meant it could be causing the pain
Me:Oh— Princess Buttercup (@GoldenSpirals) January 26, 2015
17.
"How many tags should we sew into these? Like, enough to print the Iliad? That sounds good." – Bra designers
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) August 25, 2015
18.
Double push up bras are like a bag of chips. You open them and they're half empty.
— Erik Karlsson (@ErikKarlsson65) April 12, 2014
19.
Just told my sister not to die in my shower because the cops would show up and then I'd have to put a bra on.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) July 25, 2016
20.
Push me aside, but I will come back. Hide me, but I will always emerge.
I AM POWER.
I AM RESILIENCE.
I AM A BRA STRAP.— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 11, 2014
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