We’ve all had terrible exes, right? They’re those toxic, manipulative, death-eaters who seem to steal our light and slowly hack away at our happiness. And if you’re anything like the rest of us, you probably have Facebook albums and Instagram pics galore—all ruined by the mere sight of them, standing there with their horrible, gross arm around your shoulder. *Shudder.*
Instead of chucking all the pics wherein you traveled across the world with them, or refusing to look at that one awesome photo of yourself (because they’re in it), just have Twitter’s resident good samaritan doctor those pics up for you!
Yep, one blessed Twitter user, @hexappeal, is getting in there and editing those scrubs out of your pics—for just $15 bucks a pop.
It’s a steal, really, if you’ve got an amazing memory that you want to preserve without having to deal with the heeby-jeebies just by looking at it. Just look at this new, awesome photo. The dog is way, way cuter than the dude, right?
for $10 i will edit your ex out of your photo serious inquiries only pic.twitter.com/QDLfNlb86u
— ⚖ (@hexappeaI) January 9, 2020
There’s obviously a lot of folks out there with lame-o exes (which makes us sad) because she had to up her price due to the demand for edits:
due to the amount of messages im getting i’m raising the price to $15. if you messaged me before this, it will still be $10 when i get to you.
— ⚖ (@hexappeaI) January 13, 2020
Yes, you could theoretically download an app and do it yourself, but why? She clearly knows what’s she doing and has the same vengeful distaste for crappy exes as we all do.
A STEAL pic.twitter.com/qKgDEG0EBH
— spider queen (@DareTargaryen) January 10, 2020
And yes, this IS a very Scorpio (aka wonderfully vindictive) thing to do.
An absolute scorpio thing to do. I love it.
— ☽ (@purecosmicbody) January 10, 2020
The responses were pretty awesome, obviously.
Twist: the dog’s the one who did this so he could be the only good boy again
— Nathan Cudgel (@NathanCudgel) January 10, 2020
damn can you edit him out of my memories
— sl*t 4 nick holiday (@bleachsweetener) January 10, 2020
How much for editing him out of the solar system
— Linda (@lindarth_maul) January 10, 2020
Lots of people were psyched that they finally got the photographic memory the deserve.
now i have my swing pic back ✨ pic.twitter.com/8ItRXUElIp
— 예자 (@nahtchristine) January 11, 2020
Best $10 I will ever spend pic.twitter.com/8uadVOyOey
— Christian (@chrisart00) January 10, 2020
She did the damn thing pic.twitter.com/9N3NUQkCOD
— sailor lune ✨ (@lalunelo) January 13, 2020
But others were wondering if this offer was too damn good to be true. Nope, it wasn’t. It was real and wonderful.
yes bitch im dead serious dm me
— ⚖ (@hexappeaI) January 10, 2020
Seriously, lives were being changed on Twitter! Look at this Student of the Year story — soured by the presence of her ex in all her pics.
I was a STUDENT OF THE YEAR finalist but can’t look at my photo without bad memories! And I didn’t get a single one on my own. Please send me your PayPal you’d be doing me a HUGE favour. I want to flaunt my achievements in peace❤️❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/wEsunvjMqx
— resh (@reshkay_) January 10, 2020
And then boom — he was GONE. Another Twitter user got into those comments and did the deed.
I got you sis pic.twitter.com/WnaismRQS2
— Alauren (@Vivaalauren) January 10, 2020
People started asking the important questions, too, like can she edit cats into a photo? We all know the struggle is real getting cats to sit still for a pic.
Instead of removing can you add all my cats in one nice group picture. How much per cat
— Alexis (@YoDaddyAlexis) January 10, 2020
Some people were kind of curious about the original photo, though—leaving them wondering about Toxic Ex’s phantom legs. (The truth is, we kind of can’t figure out where they are, either).
idk bout y’all but this kinda looks odd. where his legs @ doe? pic.twitter.com/nzzPP0XVwD
— emo dion timmer (@Polarized_x) January 10, 2020
The mystery kept unraveling…
You can see his foot sticking out behind her on the left side of the picture. Brother just has no cake. His legs are attached to his abdomen with no hips or ass to speak of
— Big Bitch, Little Body (@Haunter_Hexx) January 10, 2020
But @hexappeal user jumped in and asked everyone what the heck they were talking about—and she had a good point. Why would she take all that time to edit him in and then out?
the people who think i edited the man INTO the first picture have me dead why is it so hard to believe he was there
— ⚖ (@hexappeaI) January 10, 2020
The dude was really there, even if remnants of him remain. #Breakup. Whatever, it’s not supposed to be super professional. It’s supposed to get the loser OUT of your pic.
Gone but forever stuck with his shoe pic.twitter.com/F5gs5DIMPI
— Chase Wright Vanèk (@ChaseVanek) January 10, 2020
But more importantly, what is up with the dude’s 90s fourth-grade hairdo?
Poor Edgar. He should have seen it coming as soon as he got his haircut. pic.twitter.com/zCGB0pqBM5
— YUNG NERO CHRIST₆⁶₆ (@PunchThePigs) January 10, 2020
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