Ruin My Week
21.
Whether we should give our son his birthday presents first thing in the morning or wait until dinner/birthday cake time.
Me: WE COULD ALL BE DEAD BY DINNER TIME!
Wife: FINE, WHY DON’T WE JUST HAVE CAKE FOR BREAKFAST, TOO!— Michael Greenfield (@greenfieldmj) March 26, 2020
22.
Him: Please stop playing laser sounds on Instagram during this video call I am on
Me: No
the rest is, uh, history
— Caroline O’Donovan (@ceodonovan) March 26, 2020
23.
not really a fight but we didn’t pay attention to how much yogurt we were ordering from instacart (this is my fault) and now our fridge is stocked full of yogurt. Like just a ridiculous amount of yogurt.
— Tim Baysinger (@tim_bays) March 26, 2020
24.
I threw a mashed potato spoon at my 21 year old son for insinuating that he made better life choices than me as evidenced by the fact that I was pregnant with him at his age.
— Esby Balakay (@boozeandsweets) March 26, 2020
25.
Yesterday I found out that my mom threw out cookies my aunt had made specifically for me that I was saving for a bad day (which yesterday was) and when she told me I stomped my foot and burst into tears. I’m 25. 🙈
— Courtney Orrgazmo🦕 (@courtneyorr_) March 26, 2020
26.
Exactly how high to fill the kiddie pool for the dogs.
“She can’t swim at that height!”
“If she swims, her nails will scratch the bottom and pop it!”
“HER NAILS WOULDN’T SCRATCH ANYTHING IF YOU TRIMMED THEM”
— Sarah Chovnick (@chovy_s) March 26, 2020
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