Aimeé
21.
Rachel and I got into a legitimate screaming fight about how I chose to measure water to boil pasta https://t.co/CuB6OtD6d4
— julia (@wellheyitsjules) March 26, 2020
22.
Apparently, I underfill the ice cube trays. But really, he overfills them. When you twist the frozen trays he fills, there is a thin top layer of ice that breaks off and slides to the floor.
— Sheila Noone (@SNinTN) March 26, 2020
23.
not really a fight but we didn’t pay attention to how much yogurt we were ordering from instacart (this is my fault) and now our fridge is stocked full of yogurt. Like just a ridiculous amount of yogurt.
— Tim Baysinger (@tim_bays) March 26, 2020
24.
first thing in the morning & i’m in a bad mood. my husband walks over with a piece of peanut butter toast for me and when i try to grab it, it lands in my lap. i have a full meltdown about the toast.
— amy (@arb) March 26, 2020
25.
we made stir fry last night and my wife told me to cut the chicken into small pieces and I was like “yup already doing it”
then when I was cooking them she walked over and said “we have different definitions of ‘small pieces'” and I was UNREASONABLY offended
— Carter (@RTRFND) March 26, 2020
26.
Exactly how high to fill the kiddie pool for the dogs.
“She can’t swim at that height!”
“If she swims, her nails will scratch the bottom and pop it!”
“HER NAILS WOULDN’T SCRATCH ANYTHING IF YOU TRIMMED THEM”
— Sarah Chovnick (@chovy_s) March 26, 2020
27.
Yesterday I found out that my mom threw out cookies my aunt had made specifically for me that I was saving for a bad day (which yesterday was) and when she told me I stomped my foot and burst into tears. I’m 25. 🙈
— Courtney Orrgazmo🦕 (@courtneyorr_) March 26, 2020
28.
I threw a mashed potato spoon at my 21 year old son for insinuating that he made better life choices than me as evidenced by the fact that I was pregnant with him at his age.
— Esby Balakay (@boozeandsweets) March 26, 2020
29.
Him: Please stop playing laser sounds on Instagram during this video call I am on
Me: No
the rest is, uh, history
— Caroline O’Donovan (@ceodonovan) March 26, 2020
30.
Whether we should give our son his birthday presents first thing in the morning or wait until dinner/birthday cake time.
Me: WE COULD ALL BE DEAD BY DINNER TIME!
Wife: FINE, WHY DON’T WE JUST HAVE CAKE FOR BREAKFAST, TOO!— Michael Greenfield (@greenfieldmj) March 26, 2020
31.
we made stir fry last night and my wife told me to cut the chicken into small pieces and I was like “yup already doing it”
then when I was cooking them she walked over and said “we have different definitions of ‘small pieces'” and I was UNREASONABLY offended
— Carter (@RTRFND) March 26, 2020
