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21.
We got in a fight at Xmas over whether the ceiling fan was rotating clockwise or counter clockwise. The only resolution that could calm everyone down was “it depends on if your point of view is from above or below it”. Still a touchy subject 5 years later. #DumbestFamilyFight
— Boogie (@boogiechurv) January 13, 2020
22.
My hubs & I got into a fight over the fact that he STILL doesn’t pronounce the word “argue” correctly. He thinks the “G” is silent (are you). Now he won’t even say it because I make fun of him. We just quarrel. 🤦♀️🤣 #DumbestFamilyFight
— Tara Smith (@Tara_FUC) January 13, 2020
23.
I don’t remember what the argument was about, but me and my sister were arguing. Then she saw a squirrel and forgot what we were arguing about. She demanded that I tell her what we were arguing about. I did not. #DumbestFamilyFight
— Quantum Flux (@QuantumFlux1701) January 13, 2020
24.
I jokingly asked my family; How many of each type of animal did Moses take aboard the Ark? My Grandma says; 2.
When I tried to tell her it was Noah, not Moses, she said I was wrong & stormed out of the room! Dad says; We don’t talk religion at dinner table! pic.twitter.com/n8CurwUHA6
— Bhkowboy777 (@bhkowboy777) January 13, 2020
25.
Once I over heard my friends family arguing who’s charger it was. I said “I think it’s my charger”. They straight up said to my face “Your not even apart of this family so stay out of it” and continued arguing. #DumbestFamilyFight @FallonTonight @jimmyfallon
— Hannah M Wilton (@HannahHobbitNZ) January 13, 2020
26.
My mom bought a taxidermied moose named Bruce from an antique store and my dad was so mad he bought a taxidermied squirrel in a canoe and named her Pearl. They keep buying each other moose/squirrel figurines for holidays/birthdays out of spite. #DumbestFamilyFight pic.twitter.com/DhFXqVJk4b
— emiliy (@emiliym) January 13, 2020
27.
One time I got mad that I didn’t get Jonas Brothers tickets so I told my family to pretend I was invisible since I wasn’t worth getting tickets for and for a week they pretended I legit didn’t exist- I was not acknowledged at all. #Dumbestfamilyfight
— Karl (@xokarlajonasxo) January 13, 2020
28.
I tried convincing my grandmother that she did not just buy the latest iPhone as the phone she was showing me had Samsung written clearly across the top. #DumbestFamilyFight
— Erin N. Tesoriero (@etes_97) January 13, 2020
29.
My grandma said she was making cinnamon rolls for our family Christmas party. When she showed up with cookies, my little brother innocently said, “I thought you were bringing cinnamon rolls.” She threw the plate of cookies in the snow and went home. #DumbestFamilyFight
— Taylor Ricks (@taylormricks) January 13, 2020
30.
My dad said that, in the case of a zombie apocalypse, he would abandon his family to fend for himself. Let’s just say, this didn’t go so well with my mom #dumbestfamilyfight
— Carson (@carson_coronado) January 13, 2020
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we have an ongoing argument over which Chris is the best. Mom is pro Hemsworth, Dad is pro Pratt, Sister is pro Pine, and I’m pro Evans. No one has ever won, but we won’t let it die. #DumbestFamilyFight or is it the most important????
— Katie Greene (@onlykatiegreene) January 13, 2020
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