I would like to congratulate my ex’s new wife on giving up orgasms
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) August 21, 2019
I miss my ex………tra cash that I had before I spent it on bullshit
— the hardest deer (@superduperaron) October 29, 2019
Am I the only one who don’t be thinking about my ex AT ALL??? https://t.co/WHXucrOQn1
— Ahriel Nari (@AhrielNari) October 24, 2019
When you wish your ex happy birthday on the wrong day so she’s knows you’ve moved on but not moved on moved on pic.twitter.com/zwMgjnClwV
— Black Gloves. (@Chubbyy__) November 13, 2016
All I’m saying is, I’ve never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 24, 2013
U ever wore some unnecessary shit 2 ur ex house, just 2 pick up ur last few things
1pm: “Im Just Here To Get My Shit” pic.twitter.com/oCWylue71v
— FaShion Ma’ja (@FaShionMaja) March 18, 2015
Always be yourself…
Unless you run into one of your exes…
Then… Be a WAY more successful version of yourself…
— Will Rodgers (@WilliamRodgers) June 4, 2015
I saw my Ex liking a native doctor’s page who brings back lost lovers in 24hrs.
Guys please pray for me, I don’t want to go back😥😥
— Sir Alby † 🦅 🇬🇭 (@Itz_Kwakwa) October 28, 2019
My ex said his new girlfriend was scrolling through Facebook & saw one of my tweets. She showed it to him because it made her laugh. Now he has to live with the knowledge that she thinks I’m funny even though he never thought I was. I feel so powerful right now.
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) September 27, 2019
my ex: i want you back.
me: my mom said no.
— Kyla 🖤 (@KeepingupwKyla) October 11, 2019
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