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It’s been a pretty rough week, so congrats to making it all the way through. To reward you, we’ve collected the funniest fucking tweets from women on Twitter.
Now you get to sit back, relax, forget all your worries and just scroll through some funny fucking tweets (ok fine, you have to click one “next page” button, but it’s worth it—I SWEAR!).
Keep it breezy and we’ll see you back here next Friday!
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"DISHWASHER SAFE" pic.twitter.com/Zo8TAVyOjH
— Ashley Mayer (@ashleymayer) August 9, 2019
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my sister got a tattoo of our parents and… I — pic.twitter.com/BNhvJyNOAV
— ciara (@casualciara) August 6, 2019
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michael cera is trending so i’d like to make it publicly known that i am his doppelgänger pic.twitter.com/d7U0bza7ca
— naomi (@nayohmee) August 6, 2019
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the other night my boyfriend & i got drunk together, i went to go to the bathroom & guess i was in there too long, so he told me if i’m okay to grab the cheezit pic.twitter.com/jI35CmmWRE
— nicole ⬡ (@NTBnicole13) August 3, 2019
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https://twitter.com/Kappa_Kappa/status/1159716421279993857
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https://twitter.com/messytweet/status/1158973442554617856
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If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over pic.twitter.com/FCdWew4HYE
— Ewar Woowar (@EwaSR) August 9, 2019
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https://twitter.com/JillianKarger/status/1159503926217060352
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https://twitter.com/slutdotnet/status/1159238069813256192
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https://twitter.com/indeprive/status/1159556709142151170
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houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away…
— 𝔐 (@vsmarzz) August 3, 2019
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me going back to the sample lady at costco for another quarter of a dumpling pic.twitter.com/u3zemhNdUQ
— Tess Harkin (@Tess_Harkin) August 9, 2019
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https://twitter.com/_brittanyv/status/1159118868679286784
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Being an adult is saying "I can't believe it's (x month) already" over and over and over until you die
— Karen M. McManus Updates (@writerkmc) August 5, 2019
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https://twitter.com/lotives/status/1159212275770650624