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We’re halfway through August, which means pumpkin spice season is juuuuust around the corner. To mark this auspicious occasion we’ve done what we always do on Fridays and gathered up the funniest fucking tweets from women on Twitter dot com. You’ll laugh, you’ll say “it me,” you’ll laugh some more. Then you’ll cry eventually because that’s just how things work sometimes. Better enjoy yourselves while you can!
1.
me reading back my own writing. https://t.co/cb4zlWjjIG
— sarah ball (@sarfow11) August 12, 2019
2.
these names can’t be real pic.twitter.com/EiGGR2dNHY
— -_- (@imnotbecca) August 11, 2019
3.
hate when stores sell shirts called "the boyfriend tee" honey boyfriend tees are FREE you think i'm just gonna BUY a big shirt??? no fucking way! i earned this Slaughterhouse Five t-shirt through months of gaslighting
— steph (@steph_mcca) August 15, 2019
4.
my mom when i me only getting
would threaten halfway down
to run away the block
pic.twitter.com/9xEqYOsRAJ— b (@doyalikebaileys) August 15, 2019
5.
trying to work on lower abs like: https://t.co/qyd1TuKmVb
— Maddy Skye (@MaddySkye) August 16, 2019
6.
we're actually just really poor https://t.co/kabhNke55M
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) August 14, 2019
7.
Being a baby must be traumatizing at times… Imagine going to sleep in your house and you wake up in Shoprite
😔😂😂— Lee Mchoney 💋💕 (@leemchoneyZim) August 15, 2019
8.
Me trying to find my friends at festivals pic.twitter.com/YYsQUhZ6sP
— lynnt🌻 (@LitLynnnn) August 15, 2019
9.
Me when a guy says he regularly goes to therapy pic.twitter.com/oEszluNhJj
— Julie Greiner (@JulieAbridged) August 19, 2019
10.
In high school, I straddled a guy while we were making out until he threw me off of him and said "this isn't what god wants for me". Then we sat on opposite ends of the couch until my dad could pick me up https://t.co/Mg774rU8ir
— mad little film kid (@AliyahCasey) August 16, 2019
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https://twitter.com/madamradams/status/1161863887957966849