You did it! You made it to the end of another week. To celebrate we did what we always do, which is collect the funniest tweets from women we could find and slap them all together list-style so you can just sit back and enjoy. Go ahead and treat yourself as you kiss summer 2019 goodbye and say hello to autumn 2019. You’ve earned it! (Or not, who cares.)
1.
There is no heterosexual reason as to why Velma would know that sound is what Daphne makes. https://t.co/lIklLxPLuG
— SpiderNoir (@kylaTea) August 29, 2019
2.
Accidentally used the dog's shampoo today, and I'm feeling like such a good girl.
— Aimee Helene (@AimeeHelene1) August 26, 2019
3.
My Target receipts
pic.twitter.com/pbSitTCj4n— Angie Thomas (@angiecthomas) August 27, 2019
4.
every time I step in sephora I get a new insecurity I’ve never heard of. oh this cream makes my skin less loud? oh holy shit. oh thank god
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) August 17, 2019
5.
https://twitter.com/marybethbarone/status/1166483640194404359
6.
Meeting your boyfriend's ex pic.twitter.com/SeDyU5uuHR
— Anya Volz (@AnyaVolz) August 24, 2019
7.
https://twitter.com/personallyrich/status/1167143847425495040
8.
https://twitter.com/sonyahuber/status/1166473570760962050
9.
https://twitter.com/geekylonglegs/status/1167142350562500610
10.
https://twitter.com/calistagif/status/1166736958196015104